schmuck

a shmuck is another word for dickhead

sally “suzan your so ugly”
suzan “sally you fucking schmuck”
sally “suzan you take that back!”

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blebp

blebp is a word that is used in a conversation to replace another word. blebp can be spelled like that or like blebh bleph or blebph.

sally: “i like girls”
suzan: “oh my blebp wtf jenna”
jenna: “oh hi”