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34 missing assignments

A short 4’11 black kid with dreads named “Darin”. He always goes on his phone during class when the teacher is talking about important shit. He Often need help from his teacher and his friends.

Kalief: When are you at going to fix your 3 F’s and 1 D-?

Nikshay: And those 34 Missing assignments?

Darin: Fuck you i’m doing it.

Kalief: I will believe it until I see it.

Darin: I will do it just wait and see.

Darin: I’m better than you bitches.

Darin: you guys are stuiped. Fuck you guys.

Kalief: stupid*

Nikshay: who TF are you talking to?

by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023


Kratos Dad

Has a leviathan axe and likes to chop trees.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.

PSA: is most likely inbred.

Muhammad: Hey can we come to your house on Saturday Hasseb?

Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.

Hasseb: Yeah sure

Saturday

Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.

Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.

Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch

Hasseb: Fr

Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.

Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear

by Ching chong lee February 27, 2023


Joncarlo

A man that is built like Barney the dinosaur and is Mexican. He is a cool dude that shitposts. However he is now trying to turn baseball into his life, which is sad.

Skill issue Joncarlo.

by Ching chong lee March 1, 2023


Creammate

A teammate who is dog shit at a game (specifically, fps shooter game like cs:go or call of duty) and lets the whole team down by having a negative k/d ratio or anything else, like getting nothing but deaths or getting killed on the final kill cam, or better yet, fucking body blocking you and preventing you from getting a kill and getting your ass and his retarded ass killed as well. A creammate (or creammates if your team is also being dog water) tend do tend to be the biggest bitches in the world, waiting for you to die to steal your weapons or kills, bitch at you when your team loses a game, or in general just a loser who works at a 9 to 5 dead end job and has high testosterone and limes to yell at people for having fun.

PS: try hard and no lifers work as well too!

*dies to camper*

Creammate: you’re so fucking bad at the game, how did you die to the camper!
Jerry: fuck you creammate, you died in the first fucking 5 seconds of the round to the guy who has 1 in 33. KYS Creammate!
Creammate: *leaves games*

by Ching chong lee July 18, 2023


Bumologist

A bumologist is someone who is an expert in bumology.

Examples of bumologist: Imjaystation, Aldosworld Tv, Life of luxury, basically everyone one twitter who makes everything political or has to let them know that they are a certain thing or they support a certain thing and has to everyone know they support that certain thing or side.

by Ching chong lee June 13, 2023


Bumology

Bumology is when you are a low life loser who is desperate for money or clout and you try to fake, make up, or milk popular/controversial topics just so you can get a couple bucks or get attention.

Examples of Bumology: 3am challenges, prank videos, video where you talk about controversial people or topics and give half-ass and shitty assertions with a lack evidence or a proper claim, or anything else that makes you losers.

by Ching chong lee June 13, 2023


Nikshay

An Indian gigachad

Nikshay Is a real homie and will protect his friends (or anyone that isn’t a bitch) from retard cunts who thinks they’re tough.

by Ching chong lee March 8, 2023