Cartiologist

The person usually an attractive female who drives the food and beverage cart on a golf course.

Screw going to college I’m going to be a cartiologist. Now give me the damn keys!

Jizzgenous

adj.- Used to describe something so awesome that you will instantly produce mass amounts of semen, and jizz in your pants.

I was at a party and saw the most jizzgenous chick. Needless to say, I had to change my pants after that.

seabubba

My best fishing buddy is my Seabubba

I can’t wait till my SeaBubba gets home So we can go fishing