figuresque

Adjective for describing the perfect female figure.

Combination of "picturesque" and "figure"

Did you see the waitress walk by? She's so figuresque that she could be a model.

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Bijon

Adjective: Very interesting, exciting or new.

Synonyms: Rad, Tubular, Excellent

Grand Theft Auto was pretty bijon, but Halo2 is TOTALLY bijon.

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slamcock

Origin: A whipdick Cable TV hardware company selling "slam locks" with such a pathetic booth at a trade show that slamcock was born from necessity and opportunity.

I knew this place was slamcock, but 25 minutes to get a beer because they had to tap the key is ridiculous.

jagfuck

An extremely useless person.

I left a message for that jagfuck but of course he never called me back.

Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.

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ghetto fabulous

When a poor dude gets rich yet he still fries boloney on the stove.

That ghetto fabulous mofo is wearing a folex with his fosacci.

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jizz blizz

After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.

"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"

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CHIPPERS

Greatest and sexiest guy alive. Always constantly cool

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