poison pussy stab

using your hand, replicate the vulcan death pinch. then, once the females anus hole and vagina hole are visible, agressively stab at both openings with your spread fingers. this technique should only be applied in situations in which the females nether regions smell like monky butt. this technique is also commonly reffered to as the shocker

that bitches pussy was emitting such an offensive odor, that i was forced to liberaly apply the poison pussy stab

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Dell

Slang term for feces, or dung. Also a low quality, low cost computer alternative whose parts are made of shit.

"That is a big pile of Dell"
"That Dell stinks"

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nasty dragon

With a girl on her kness giving you head, slam your cock all the way to the back as you cum. Then, pullout and slap her face with your cock causing her to snort. She should then expell your load out her nose like a dragon breathing fire...

I was getting head the other night, and when I blew it down her throat she gagged on it and turned into the nasty dragon

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Chip C

Something so great nobody comes close. Constant coolness

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jagfuck

An extremely useless person.

I left a message for that jagfuck but of course he never called me back.

Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.

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ghetto fabulous

When a poor dude gets rich yet he still fries boloney on the stove.

That ghetto fabulous mofo is wearing a folex with his fosacci.

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jizz blizz

After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.

"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"

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