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Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on childrenâs pets.
Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.
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Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition
Edwina claimed a big win at Cheltenham but as usual couldnât back it up. What an elf.
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Edwina is one of the top 256,310 runners in the UK, having once run a marathon in under 6 hours.
She loves animals, but has a restraining order barring her from being within 50 metres of childrenâs pets, farmyard animals or a zoo. Owns a small Bangor Jedi, who lives in the local bus station toilets.
Author of Waterfootâs best selling book âHow can loving your cousin be wrongâ, in her spare time she works as a tout for the police.
I heard the brigadier got arrested again, Edwina must have touted.
The retard at work who thinks she knows better than everyone else and no one can get along with and is made to work from home.
Have you seen that ugly new bird Edwina? She's a right pain in the arse. Going to make her the office's global architect.
âReal power is something you takeâ Jock Ewing once said to Bobby. And thus, becoming a brigadier is a rite of passage only the most ruthless can aspire to.
Some say becoming a brigadier is like winning a game of low, others say itâs just luck. In some parts of Belfast there are as many as one brigadier to every ten windows.
Often sought by the police, only a fool would confirm his identity.
Policeman-is that man dancing like a chicken the brigadier
Edwina-yes
The capital of swinging in the Glens. Home to the largest fish arsehole factory and landfill site in Western Europe.
Have you seen Edwina?
No, she gone swinging in Waterfoot.
A little elf who believes all the conspiracy theories he read online. He can be found wearing a tin foil hat and talking a lot of macho lines about how he will not comply, but then crumbles at the first sign of authority, like a good little elf.
Sharon: So Andrea, I guess you can't go on holiday this year.
Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.