McFlirty

One who offers tasty yet mass-produced flirtation devoid of any real nutritional value. Consuming McFlirty in small doses can produce a sugar-like high, but over time leaves one with a stomachache and/or heartburn.

Friend: So what's going on with you and Donald?

Me: Who, McFlirty? Nothing. He'll make a pass at anything that walks.

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chat weasel

One who weasels their way back onto your IM buddy list after they've already been blocked.

Friend 1: "You're still talking to him? I thought you cut him off weeks ago."

Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."

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