Stanford

Why the fuck are you looking at Stanford? You know you have no chance of getting into the damn school!

Me: Do you think Stanford will accept me?
Friend: Hell no! You have a 5.0 GPA! Thats not even close to their expectations
Me: But thats the highest possible score you could get

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fortnite

A common free game played by Virgins or broke people
Its free but the point is to make you fucking lose all your friends

"I raged like shit while playing fortnite yesterday"

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