Grohled

When an intoxicated person is tricked by bystanders or friends into thinking she is meeting someone famous.

She was ecstatic to meet a famous musician and share a beverage backstage; however, she was too drunk to realize she had been grohled.

Riff raffing

Nonsense. Undesirable actions towards an individual or group of people

There was way too much riff raffing at the piano bar so Dana decide to go back home to the hotel to relax.