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Sukhjot

Sat Sri akaal, bapuji! A turban legend with a weak wrist and a smolder on his face. When he walks into the room, everyone stops and stares - especially at the airport. A very explosive lover. Watch out ladies, this guy's available on the market, but only if youre Punjabi.

Who's Sukhjot? Oh you mean that Indian kid with the turban? Yeah I know him.

by Chitte Kabootar October 16, 2018

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Ashwin

Ashwin is literally one of the most fuckable doctors there are. Let's start with facts now, Ashwin is 5'9", this is not only the perfect height, but it means he can also have enough height to be able to do anything you want. Ashwin is also only 210Lbs, so, hes heavy enough to lay on top of you and have an all around good time. Not only this, but Ashwin, LITERALLY, does not feel the pull of social cues, while also distorting reality. So, not only does this mean that Ashwin can do anything while ignoring sensical ideas, but hes literally capable of making a pocket room in which yall can fuck in. These are all facts. Continuing with these facts, Ashwin is emphatic with his "OH YEAH YEAH YEAH"s and feels a strong emotional connection to his hospital patients so, he will know before you that you're horny, he literally has it locked down before you're even aware of it, this only means that he is able to serve his patients in every way possible. Let's go even deeper so I can prove to you how Ashwin is literally the most fuckable doctor there is: Ashwin can learn Pizza Guy, so, now you get to fuck him with pepperonis. Ashwin can learn Curried Charm, so, you thought you were horny before, but now it's compounded. Finally, Ashwin can learn spit on your face, combining this with Pizza Guy, means not only do you get an indian on your dick, but also a wet, submissive one. It's the best of both worlds. Ashwin is literally the most fuckable Indian doctor there is and all of these are facts.

Ashwin dropped his wallet in the ocean. Don't be dumb like an Ashwin.

by Chitte Kabootar April 11, 2022

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