December 9th

On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.

“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”

Minority Clout

The clout that a minority receives in a school, workplace etc. where minorities are not plentiful

Bro I got minority clout, I can get you some weed