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Green thumb

When your wiping your ass and then you look and the only thing with shit on it is your thumb..

I wiped my ass and accidently got a green thumb...

by Choach Poacher February 28, 2024


cooter flute

Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.

"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "

by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021


cum chummie

The little chunk of funky stuff a person who sucks too much dick, coughs up from the back of their throat.. kinda like a sneeze nugget.

That girl kept coughing up cum chummies, probably because she sucks so much cock!

by Choach Poacher October 8, 2018


Bishing

When guys go out , trying to get laid. Usually used in conjunction with the word cunting.

Hey, you down to do some bishing and cunting tonite? I need some pussy!

by Choach Poacher July 4, 2019


snatch disaster

A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.

1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018


Alabama landing strip

An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.

"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..

by Choach Poacher November 16, 2020

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choach broadie

That crusty stain found in a girls panties after making her very excited and aroused.

Man! You are a pimp! I bet you made her leave a choach broadie after that one!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018

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