cleaning out my closet

Cleaning one's genitals and anus before sex in order to avoid the Genie of Stankonia.

Hey! Come on out of the shower!

Hold on, I'm cleaning out my closet.

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Genie of Stankonia

A magical being who rises into the air during sex with a dirty, stinky person.

What's that smell?

Oh no, it's the Genie of Stankonia! One of us needs to take a shower.

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cosmic latte

A multicultural term for white people.

"Hey, white dork with glasses!"

"I'm not white, you jerk! I'm frickin' cosmic latte! With Sugar!"

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Hennessy

Just another liquor, really, marketed to a niche, indicative of status, and priced as a symbol. French.

Let's get some Hennessy.

Eh, I think I'll just get a rail drink. I haven't gotten paid in a week and a half, and I want to buy one for that girl over there.

Damn, you're more French than Hennessy. I'm gettin' one though.

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