going caveman

The act of not wiping your ass after you get done taking a shit.

"Shit there's no toilet paper. Looks like I'm going caveman."

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dirty donnie

When you wake up in the morning and find you've shit yourself while you were sleeping. (Also, see wet willy for the piss version.)

"I had a really bad dirty donnie last night. Don't eat donuts before you go to bed."

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