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Grippy

word to describe a girl who isn't rail thin. Also not meant to describe a fat girl, but just a girl with some curves/a little meat on the bones. Not a derogatory term at all, in fact something of a term of endearment if anything. It refers to a girl not being too thin, and having just a little something extra to grip onto, hence "grippy"

"Remember that cute tiny chic that used to tend bar at our work? Looks like she's put on a couple pounds since then."
"Yea I saw her last night, looks like she has gotten a little grippy."
"Yea for sure, she looks amazing! i think I'm in love"

by Chocolate bardonkey March 16, 2015

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Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.

I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!

by Chocolate bardonkey October 4, 2021


Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.

I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!

by Chocolate bardonkey October 4, 2021


jookin

jookin - Making your cheddar out there, doin what u gotta do, hustlin n grindin for that bread, cuz fuck a job

now if you want me today, ill be around the way, probably jookin hard for this cheddar. so if you need me babe, just know im in the bay, tryin to keep it movin cuz thats how we get our paper, yea - The Jacka

by Chocolate bardonkey September 9, 2010

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foon

a fart and a moon together. in order to really be a true foon, you have to put your bare ass close to someones face and fart. it just great.

Before my sister woke up this morning, i snuck into her room and bare ass farted right in her face to wake her up. it was quite a foon! thats right, i fooned her good! then i got kicked in the nuts.

by Chocolate bardonkey September 16, 2008

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sitting tits

In a good or favorable position; taken care of, nothing to worry about.

“What’s up man? Just checking in to make sure you made it to the airport on time to catch your flight, everything all good? You sitting tits?”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”

by Chocolate bardonkey June 1, 2019