Pooter

Another word for toilet

“ May I use the pooter?”

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Golden hour

The perfect hour when no ones home so you can explode the toilet with explosive diarrhea

Hopefully today I will have a perfect golden hour!

Pecan ice cream

The most vile tasting ice cream flavor out of every single ice cream flavor

I tried pecan ice cream and I almost burnt my house down

Dilf

A dilf means “dad I like to fuck”.

Oscar Isaac is a dilf