serendipitext

A text message containing an unintentional typographical error that changes the meaning or results in a double meaning to the message. Comical word-play or witty word-puns are the most common serendipitexts. Serendipitexts are known for originating many recent new words and novel terms, often in the form of portmanteaus.

See Oxford Dictionary's now-shameful list of the Words of the Year since we started texting.
See serendipitext for an example of a portmanteau that originated in a serendipitext.

Jaimi: When I get back to Chicago, wanna join me for a glass of wind?
Scott: haha! Was that a serendipitext?
Scott: Either way, my DIY wig adhesive and alarming alcoholism means I’ll likely have to pass.

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vansterpreneur

3-way portmanteau of

Vancouver Hipster Entrepreneur

"Oh! I get it now. You didn't open a coffee shop that sells crème brûlée;

this is a crème brûlée shop that has coffee! Makes sense. But to be a true vansterpreneur you need a chalkboard full of ironic-pun-brûlée flavours."
"Agreed, that's why we have two."
"Touche sir! Touche. Mind if I vape while you brule?"

Baldy stegle

A tall skinny baldy man that looks like a lamppost , he has a nech like an ostrich and a head as soft as a bum cheeck and as pointed as a nipple

Did you see the baldy stegle today

twerkxting

Twerking while texting. The content of a twerkxt typically self commends the coordinated and dextrous feat of twerking and texting at the same time.

Carlos: What ya doing?
Amber: I am at the club twerkxting. No autocorrect over here ... my thumbs and butt move with perfect independent grace. Which is more than you ever did with your life you deadbeat.

Slarry

A slow person with a long head , burger nips and a baldy dad most commonly called Ste

Hello slarry you slow bean head

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