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Colorado Crockpot

The act of filling your roommates anal cavity with pork, chicken or beef allow it to sit there for approximately 2 hours once it is well cooked in there you remove it and have them put one of their own bodily fluids on it. This can be any fluid from their body they can’t tell you what it is you must eat it and guess what it was. Thus you have the Colorado crockpot.

Damn bro last night me and my roommate tried the Colorado crockpot it was lit dog you should try it.

by Cholesterol Carl April 5, 2020


Rexburg

A small very boring town In the official confirmed most boring state in the United States. Rexburg is 100 percent LDS Mormon and is fully controlled by BYU I university which is owned by the LDS church. There is a Mormon church building located every 50 feet in every direction. The population is about 50,000 and 49,999 of them are Mormon. The entire city also goes off of BYUs rules and policy. If you are walking on the city sidewalk after midnight the cops will stop you for braking the university’s Curfew rule even if you aren’t on or even near the campus. They have no good food selection at all just basic fast food and 47 different soda shops. Alcohol and coffee of any kind is strictly prohibited in all locations. It’s also 0 degrees or lower and windy as fuck 6 months a year. People commit suicide here more than any city in Idaho. Non married men and women are not authorized to be anywhere near each other alone at anytime ever. The entire city is literally divided and separated by men’s only and women’s only buildings If you have any skin showing above the knees you can expect to be treated and viewed as a whore or prostitute. If you come to Rexburg for any amount of time your life will be absolutely hell. I was deployed to Iraq living in a combat FOB with the U.S. army and my life was more enjoyable there than being in Rexburg Idaho.

Want to get lunch in Rexburg? Where? McDonald’s or Wendy’s?

by Cholesterol Carl March 17, 2024