To commit an abortion using a fork.
"I got an afortion the other day"
"Yo what the fuck?"
A very long paragraph, usually around 50-100 sentences.
"The student wrote 2 oaragraphs for the exam."
Also known as a Daniel and a Failboot, Failboat is a way of turning simple things into comedy. Failboat is another way of being a weirdos uncle.
My brother could end up being a failboat if we don't educate you.
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