smile

A smile is a strange and desturbing thing that delusional people do.

not smiling person: Those horrable nightmare-like visions are called life. It will consume you and eventualy make you go insane.

smiling person: Im so HAPPY! LOOK at me SMILE so! HAHAHAHAHA! The world is so so good! *gets run-over by a car*

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Disturbing Seconds

An internet cartoon about some freakish kid with a mental condition.

Guy: Disturbing Seconds freaks me out.

fall

The result of people attempting flight

guy1: you sure i wont fall?
gal1: Yeah, sure.
Guy1: *jumps off a cliff* *falls to a bloody death*
gal1: You failed to fly?
bloody pulp: yep. i fell.

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SubZero

SubZero is a more extreem version of the word 'cool'.

As in:

MrA: Wow! This gift is cool!
MrB: It's not just cool, it's SubZero!

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zorro

"Zorro" is Spanish for "Fox"

"The Mask Of Zorro isn't about a fox. What the hell IS the Mask Of Zorro about?"

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Kappa

A cute little water dwelling monster-myth in Japan who loves cucumbers and bludgeoning people to death.
It is recognised by Cryptozoologists.

A:aw, look at that cute little creature eating a cucumber.
B: hey thats a-
*kappa gets up and kills A and B*

C: Aw, that was cute.

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n00b

Yet another dumb text word.

a: u n00b
b: Is you're keybord broken?

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