yh

yh is short for "Yes, my intellegence is equil to the butt of a horse"

dumb person: yh
me: I agree.

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n00b

Yet another dumb text word.

a: u n00b
b: Is you're keybord broken?

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mcdonalds

McDonalds: That place that helps keep down the pigeons.

A & B walk out of a McDonalds
A: hey, where are all the pigeons?
B:You eating one now.
A: Looks at BigMac in suprise and barfs

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dumb

Some one who is and uses exesive text.

texter: i dnt us 2 m0ch txt spek n00b
Normal person: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?!?!?!
texter: meh ams gut cort in da c00ker agan
Normal person: SHUT UP YOU "DUMB" CREATURE OF SLIME!!!!
bob: y shud e?
normal person: *runs away screaming*

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mate

To reproduce with a member of the oppsite sex.

Lookit those dogs mate! The dude's like a jackhammer! ... ... ... I'm gonna go join in.

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Human

The only animal species that likes to believe that giant people in robes created them and that they must worship them. They then start "Wars" over which of these giant people in robes are the best. They are very hostile and will attack or hump anything that moves. Just like all mammals, the human has mamory glands a.k.a: tits. The difference is, humans are obsessed with these tits and some are even obsessed with the tits of other animals. We call these people "Biologists".

Cow: Here comes that dumb human whos gonna feel my tits again.

Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!

Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!

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brit tooth

A racsist term meaning "Bad Teeth"

Arar: I thought you couldnt submit "rascial slurs" on Urban Dictionary? Brit tooth is racsist!

Draia: Well Thug4life sumitted it, and it got published. Now if you'll excusse me I'm gonna submit "Nigga - Shit"

Arar: OMG! Thug4Life sucks!

Draia: Hey, the editors helped out too!

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