rage dump

The modern equilivent of a "Chill Pill".

aa: PISSYFUCKYSHITTYCUNTYTWATTYBOLLOCKS!!
bb: Take a rage dump, dude...
aa: ... ...okay...okay. *heavy breathing*

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War

A pretty childish game where upon a group of people decide that everyone sucks and start throwing bombs. The Americans then get involved and start throwing bombs at there alias instead of their opponents. Then every other country gets involved and shoots the living crap out of everyone. George Bush then decides to press the button on his desk which detonates all explosives on the planet. Everything on the planet is destroyed and the space aliens win the game.

Lets go to war because we are bored.

Lets go to war because they dont believe in the same god as us.

Lets go to war because we have/have no money.

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Norton Antivirus

One of the best anti-virus programs ever WHEN USED CORRECTLY.

Bave: Norton Antivirus is crap!
Sam: Thars because its the old version...and your computer isnt plugged in...and you created that virus yourself...

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Soccer

The eupropean alternative to being gay.

1: Wow! Soccer!
2: You gay!
1: What, just cuz i like to watch sweaty men kicking a ball around for 5 hours straight?!
2:dont pitch a tent when you talk to me boyo!

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Deltora Quest

An anime based off an Australian book.

Pdude: I watched Deltora Quest today.
Mdude: You watched a book?

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momentai

Calm down. Relax. Stop worring.

Mr.A: Help! I can't do this!
Miss.B: Momentai.

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SubZero

SubZero is a more extreem version of the word 'cool'.

As in:

MrA: Wow! This gift is cool!
MrB: It's not just cool, it's SubZero!

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