god

A creature of great power and rules...stuff. There are many of these beings in liturature and other fiction.

God? Which one? Buddah? Zeus?

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DAR

A word used when someone wants to LOOK like they can use a computer. It is also another name for a USB port, yet again, when talking computers.

Miss A: So you fire wall the DAR and reboot its system core.
Mr.B: You have no idea what your talking about do you?
Miss A: Uh...

or

Mr A: So you just plug it into the DAR?
Miss B: Yep

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Windows Vista

Are you sure you want to read "Definition"?
Reading "Definition" may result in serious problems.
Okay Cancel

This disc robbertion bus written bye Microsoft's speach recycling program, abby veil on Windows Vista full-stop delete that backspace backspace select all delete that exit speech recognition
Source: Rititititchie, New Britland

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zorro

"Zorro" is Spanish for "Fox"

"The Mask Of Zorro isn't about a fox. What the hell IS the Mask Of Zorro about?"

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smile

A smile is a strange and desturbing thing that delusional people do.

not smiling person: Those horrable nightmare-like visions are called life. It will consume you and eventualy make you go insane.

smiling person: Im so HAPPY! LOOK at me SMILE so! HAHAHAHAHA! The world is so so good! *gets run-over by a car*

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Disturbing Seconds

An internet cartoon about some freakish kid with a mental condition.

Guy: Disturbing Seconds freaks me out.

you're racist

'you're racist'
A term often shouted, said or uttered by a white person who thinks they are standing up for black-rights, when-in-fact, they are making themselves look stupid.

Person1: Will Smith is not funny.
Person2: " you're racist ".

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