Zood

A Zood is a person who watches great injustices happen to long time acquaintances and takes the side of the offender in the situation and even becomes sexually attracted to them. We think all Zoods are male at this point but it could be a woman. We are just not sure if it is understood fully yet(probably because thats what "Zoods" repeat over and over. The most tell tale sign you have a "Zood" infront of you is its inability to avoid trash in all form much like a racoon only ugly (like mama beat you with the ugly stick and dropped you off on someones doorstep) and smells bad because it rolls in its own excrement as a mating ritual. If a "Zood" has picked its mate(mates are called Lawgremlins) and tried to start nesting, it is advised to approach with caution.

That whole group over there is no better then a pack of Zoods. I can't believe they believe a word that comes out of his mouth. Wait we got to close. Here comes a Zood!