Tue

Tue is the hottest person on the planet. He will be the first person on one of Jupiters many moons. His bright and charming smile breaks every woman's heart. His extreme high scores in Tetris and Space Invaders will never be beaten and he will go over in history as the best president of the Moon.

Jane: OMG i just watched Mr. Tue at the inauguration on Moon TV
Bente: Yea i did too he was soooo hot in that Hawaiian shirt and slippers

Jane: And those hairy legs - I almost fainted!