manlawyer

one who strictly enforces man laws and notifies everyone when someone violates them.

Kurt waves his hands in front of the cups while playing beer pong.

Manlawyer: "That is a direct violation of a man law sir. Now drink all of your cups and we start again."

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lock it up

when one tells their friend a secret, and said secret teller wants to keep it between those two. Secret teller tells secret reciever to "lock it up"

"Dude, remember that mary girl?"

"Yeah."

"I nailed her last nite. But hey... lock it up."

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