Spank, Spank, Push

Usually done Spank, Spank, Rub, this alternate use shows the victim who is control of the situation.

She expected a nice spank, spank, rub but instead received the brutal, yet more honest spank, spank, push. Her lower lip protruted appreciating the fact she knew who's boss.

20👍 11👎

beauty is in the ipod of the beholder

The stuff that is on your ipod is only stuff you like. Everyone else makes all kinds of negative comments about it, but only you think it is all beautiful.

Her mp3 playlist is so whack. But I guess beauty is in the ipod of the beholder!

45👍 13👎

it appears to be what it appears to be

The true alternative to the lame "it is what it is", because truly nothing is what it is, it can only appear to be that.

I cant stand the phrase "it is what it is" because things are only what it appears to be what it appears to be.

7👍 3👎