Bradford

A northern town full of pakis, chavs, real men, hard bastards, murders and frequent riots.

Not to be fucked with.

Southerner: Where are you from?
Bradfordian: Bradford, mate.
Southerner: Ouch, I hear it's rough up there. If I were to venture into that particular area, I'd need to take my mummy for company.
Bradfordian: Fuck off, you soft southern cunt.

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