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going down on a female and ripping out pubic hairs with one's teeth
I was giving her oral when she made fun of me, I then proceeded to give her an angry beaver.
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To be so bored, that you can grow a beard.
Andrew:I've been suffering from beardom this entire month.
Ed: I can tell, your facial hair makes lumber jacks look weak!
The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.
In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.
After 7 beers and 3 shots of vodka, I reached optimal drunkeness and partied all night.
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