Chesticles

When your balls are settled snuggly between a womans breasts as she's giving you head.

Jordan: "Yo man, what'd u do last night?"
Martin: "One word bro, one fuckin word: Chesticles."
Jordan: "Nice bro! Fuck yeah!"
Martin: "Fuckin fuck yeah!"

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Rastacles

When a man dreads his pubes.

Dane: "I think I'm gonna go rastacles."
George: "Ew, you fucking tard, why would you want that?"

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Elasticles

Do you're balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier, do you balls hang low?

I had been really self conscious about my elasticles growing up, i couldn't wear shorts or boxers, I even used to tape them to the side of my leg. Thats why I'm so glad I met Stacy! She loves 'em! She plays with 'em all the time, and not the way my dog used to, like she's gentle and stuff...it's cool.

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Suggesticles

The male equivalent to the cameltoe.

I really liked the way the spandex was outlining my pecs and bicepts, it made my ass look pretty toned also, but I didn't realize that it gave me the whackest suggesticles until this girl pointed it out after I got up on the table after a few shots.

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