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A medical ailment that is a result of playing the rock guitar simulator game for hours on end. It most often leaves the left hand cramped in the shape it took to press the coloured buttons, which resembles an odd claw, with the lightning speed and precision needed to beat friends in a 'pro face off' or complete career mode on hard. It is often accompanied by guitar hero tripping.
This is a small price to play for victory over friends and family.
'Flip Marc, we've just beat the co-op mode of Guitar Hero 3, now we have opened Strokes- Reptilia & Beastie Boys: Sabotage- that's Wizard!'
'Yes but it is 4 hours of our lives we will never get back and I do have nasty case of Guitar Hero claw.'
'True...and the carpet has started to move too...that's not normal!'
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A particularly rare occurance in where twins share red or ginger hair. Gingers have been proven to be becoming more and more rare and the probability of twins is quite small making twingers a particularly beautiful piece of God's creation
'Let me introduce my two friends Richard and Simon; they are brothers born on the same day and have ginger hair!'
'Pleased to meet you guys, I've never met real live Twingers!'
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Noun: An alchoholic substance that arouses the sexual desire of the drinker. This often exagerates the physical attractiveness of people they see, while at the same time limiting their ability to perform sexually or socially.
"My my, I do feel awfully aroused; this merlot is somewhat of an alchodisiac, maybe that young lady will be attracted by sexy dance moves and sleep with me!"
A hybrid adjective of magic and cool; describing something or someone that is beyond what can normally be descibed as cool. This extra quality that has been recognised is put down to being magic hence the corruption of the usual term of magical in to magicool.
It should only be used in special occasions and not simply as a synonym for cool as it is a least three stronger than regular cool!
'Hey look over the Jack, can you see that unicorn with the neat shades and leather jacket?'
'Of course Jane, that's Leroy, he's magicool!'
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