Iverson Special

When an old guy brings his grandchildren to the post office or bank (or anywhere else only old people like to go) and locks them in the car, leaving a dank old person fart behind.

Also works with rotten cabbage locked in the trunk during a hot Minnesota summer.

Grandchild 1: "ewww... what's that smell?"

Grandchild 2: "I dunno, grandpa must have farted before he locked the car! GROSS!"

Grandchild 1: "Ah, he gave us the old Iverson Special."

Grandpa: "Take that Johnny son-of-a-bitch!"

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conjoined twinophilia

kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.

Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!

(Conjoined twinophilia)

Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"

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Moe

Moe (mo'e/, pronounced "Mo-ay"/ literally 'budding', as with a plant) is a Japanese slang word originally referring to fetish for or love for characters in video games or anime and manga.

Last night I jerked it to moe hentai.

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Cactus Cunt

N. An extremely hairy vagina that is unpleasant to go down on.

Guy: That bitch had a cactus cunt.

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Rothen

'rä-th&n'

1. N. A form of human meat (as cannables would eat). Unground, slab, usually with the consistancy of a steak.

2. Adj. Diseased and dying; rotting while still alive

1. N. Pork : Pig, Beef : Cow, Rothen : Human
2. Man, that rothen meat was exquisite! Your mom sure is a good cook!

1. Adj. That man smells rothen! He absolutley reeks!

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Hymen Buster

'hI-m&n 'b&s-t&r
N. A non-alcoholic beverage containing equal parts of lemonade and Sprite, and a shot of grenadine. As far as the author can establish, the hymen buster was created by D. Iverson at TGI Friday's in 2006.

I'll have a hymen buster to drink.

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Mexican Stew

'mek-si-k&n 'stü
1. tr.V. To burp near someone's face and then blow it into their nose, thus forcing them to take a whif of your belch.

2. N. The act of blowing one's belch into another's face.

1. I mexican stewed your mom last night in bed.
2. Fuck that, I'll give you a mexican stew right now.

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