Febreeze

v. To Leave behind a dank fart in your old lady's closet so that the next time she goes in there she catches a strong whiff and it's stuck in her clothes as well.

Febreeze-

Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.

Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.

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frott

V.'frät

The act of two males rubbing their genitals together for the purposes of stimulation

The gay male version of 'scissoring'

man look at this guys go... They're really frotting (frott) away on eachother.

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Falufa

Falufa

Entry: Fa-lu-fa (Falufa)
Pronounciation: \ˈfȯl-üf-ȯ\
Function: noun

1. A pouch-like protrusion on a very fat person above/near the genital region, giving the appearance of very fat genitals (commonly seen on fat people riding around on scooters in a grocery store).
2. A second gut.

Dude 1: "what's wrong with that woman? I didn't think Women could get elephantitis..."

Dude 2: "That's just a falufa. She's a fat fuck with 2 guts."