gas rape

Pronounced like ass rape.

The sodomizing of average citizens by large oil and gas companies who continually and unnecessarily raise gas prices for sustained increase of profit.

Soon, Vaseline will have to be sold along with gasoline to ease the pain of gas rape.

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workgasm

The feeling you get when a hot co-worker walks by your desk.

Chris: Hey Joe. I just had another workgasm.
Joe: Did Janette, or Amy walk down the hall?

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