samf

acronym for "Sexy Ass Mother Fcker"
also written as s.a.m.f. or sam f

Chris: Damn did you see Christina today?
Edwin: Yea, shes beautiful!
Chris: I know, such a samf...

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bedgie

the same idea as a wedgie but in the front; usually occuring when your sitting in an uncomfortable position
balls + wedgie = bedgie

I was sitting in the packed car for two hours and five minutes into it I got a killer bedgie that I couldn't relieve.

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