Bushism

A statement made by precident George W Bush that is either inconprehensible/defies all laws of grammer/is just plain stupid.

Space is still a high priority for NASA/
We must oblittrify the Afghanistanians (this has never been said by the president but it sounds like something he should say)

Dangard

Another word for wasted/s**t/gutted.

(after being punched in balls)
Dangard, dude

Obblitrify

Obliterating and frying all in one.
As used by Ringers

We must obllittrify the afghanistanians.

Doodey

Doodey is a phrase which is utterly stupid/conveys total ignorance/makes you sound really thick.

Thats a doodey jacket your wearing.