Empty beer cans you have sitting around your house, car, porch, yard, beach, etc.
Man A: Hey, assholes. Anybody have any dead soldiers laying around? I'm taking out the trash.
Man B: Oh, got a few here. Hold on while I kill this last one.
Man C: No, fuck off.
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1. A bunk or fake penny.
2. A person or thing which is unpleasant, disreputable, or otherwise unwanted, especially one which repeatedly appears at a bad time.
A bad penny always comes back.
After my ex-wife left me and took my house, kids, and savings, I thought I was in the clear. Two months later, like a bad penny, she came for the dog.
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