Marzipan

Homestar's fiercely indepent and slightly overbearing girlfriend. She qualifies as 'pretty' in Homestar's country., and she likes animals, especially cats and dogs, but it makes her sad when cats and dogs are in the same room together. She has a guitar called Carol, which she plays without her hands, since she has none. She resembles a bell or a mop.

"Marzipan, I don't think anyone's coming to your party..." Homestar.

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lil Bitch

When Chris M gets mad on Xbox he yells " lil bitch "

You such a lil bitch

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Rubber Band

The tightest, smallest, most reveiling thong of them all.

"The girl has on a RUBBER BAND" screemed Chris as he jumped down the basement stairs.

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