Beer goggle bait

n.
a physically unattractrive woman who looks good to heavily drunk men as a result of the men's pounding.

Victoria's Secret has done miracles, helping marry off some two bag women and beer goggle bait.

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prince charming complex

n.

an explanation to why nice guy's finish last. a man with prince charming complex wants to woo the woman he's trying to court by showering her with excess love, attention, and gifts because he believes she will love this type of affection. sometimes it's effective but it mostly ends in heartbreak.

Len: So what did Jeanette say?

Anthony: When I told her I wanted to go out with her, I said I'd like to take her to the beach and later cook her dinner and drink some wine.

Len: That was too much bro, that type of thing scares chicks. You gotta get over your Prince Charming Complex.

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climb it

v.
when a woman engages in various sexual positions where she is atop the man

Chris: She would climb it. She'd be climbing it all night long.

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how many bags would it take?

n.
a game in which the players mention the name of a person followed by "how many bags would it take?" meaning how many times a bag over the head would be needed to make that person doable.

Len: Roselyn Sanchez, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Ummmmmm, zero obviously!! Sarah Palin, how many bags would it take?
Len: Nice one, I'd think two bags. Misty May, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Good comeback, I'd give her five but cause she's got a nice bod I'll make it three.

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Mrs. Robinson

an older woman who pursues men in their late teens and early twenties for sex.

My job is full of Mrs. Robinsons. Most of the women are at least twenty years older than me and they're the only ones hitting on me.

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multi-bagger

n.
an unattractive woman who men would say needs more than three bags to cover her face.

I've actually slept with a few two baggers and three baggers but because these girls were wearing Frederick's of Hollywood lingirie, I've even slept with a multi-bagger once.

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Fat Damon

an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.

Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!

Carrie: I do not!

Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!

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