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Some people are very {uptight}. They are tense, anxious and often very controlling or argumentative. What's important is their effect on other people. People's blood pressure goes up. Conflicts arise. Uptight people high on the sphincter scale cause are so tight in their rear-ends, that they cause tremors wherever they go.
She'll probably ruin the party because she's so uptight. She's a 10 on the Sphincter Scale
Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.
The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.