The best toaster ever

A toaster so great that it can toast the universe.

Dave: Hey want some toast?
David: Yeah sure.
Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!

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ROFLFORK

An expression of laughter, as well as a love of forks. This fusion of forks and humor creates a powerful chemical element which is known only as... ROFLFORK.

Chris: Hey, I did something that was rather foolish!
Darren: ROFLFORK

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dreamz

Heinz

Dreamz meanz Heinz

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magic writing stick

A pen.

writing stick

Billy: Hey dude can I borrow your magic writing stick?

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The shoe is on the floor!

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.

Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!

explode ain't no verb

A phrase used to point out that the word "explode" isn't a verb, you dimwitted fuckhole.

Brian: I'm going to explode you
Tommy: Explode ain't no verb

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writing stick

A pencil.

magic writing stick

Bob: Hey dude can I borrow your writing stick?

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