I need to sexx0rz that hot chick with the webcam.
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Best band in the world, circa 2003. From Edinburgh, Scotland.
Side is my favorite Travis single.
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Prison slang for child molester.
"Yo P-dawg we gonna shank that chilly mo over in cell 301, watch for guards aight?"
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Not really something that a person chooses -- its just the best option available while you're waiting to become a sexually-viable human being.
Abstinence is dictated by circumstance, not choice. We all want to get laid, daily, when it comes down to it.
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Short for Mark Knopfler, the greatest living musician/lyricist/vocalist.
He's still the man.
Dire Straits front man was Mark Knopfler, and god did he ever rock out. Smooth as silk.
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Perjorative form of 'synergy', as popularized by the website defamer.com
A McDonalds and Fox News merger would be quite the example of corporate shitergy.
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You have two cows. One is shot, the other is stolen.
This is a big deal.
L1: Holy shitsworth, that dude just swiped my last mofalkin cow!!!
L2: Big deal.
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