travaconda

When the dick so big you have to ice your vag holes.

"How was it last night? Was it big?"

"Dick was so big I spent the night in the hospital. That travaconda was so pitted."

Tendie Suprise

When you go to kiss someone for the first time but they dont know that you have a chickie tendie under your tounge.

“Dude Samantha and I made out tonight.”

“Oh yeah? How was it?”
She dumped me after I gave her the ol’ Tendie Suprise.”