Pink Grail

The holy quest that every man or lesbian is on as soon as they start to be attracted to vaginas. This quest will go on even after the grail is attained, for after you get the grail, you find another grail that seems like it would be better suited for your for your particular style of junk giving.

Jacob: you get that chicks pink grail?

Chris: hell yeah, held my junk MIGHTY fine!

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Date Movie

to date movie, is to repeat something a re-fucking-dicilously huge amount of times, through fault of being a tard

Chris: you see date movie?
Jacob: no.

::5 min later::

Chris: you see date movie?

Jacob: what the fuck? you just asked me that, no.

::30 seconds later::

Chris: you see date movie?

Jacob:: NO!

::5 days later::

Jacob: you see date movie?

Chris: eff you.

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