Obanism

A religion were Obie Wan Kanobi is our main God and Savior. Followed by three minor Gods: Bagel, Egg, and the Baby Sun from Teletubbies. The end will come when Fermi rises and Obie will defeat him. discovered by Chris Donald in 504 BCE

"Are you Obanist? Obanism is the only true religion."

"Yes, Obie is my savior."