making love

Like sex, except for pansies who pick flowers and enjoy Chris De Burgh.

Dan: "Me and Sandra made love last night, it was so romantic, undoubtedly the most special night of my life."

*MOCKING LAUGHTER FOR AROUND 20 MINUTES*

Friend 1: "Go home man, just go home."

(Dan Leaves)

Friend 2: "Making Love? What a Jesse"

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austrian rinse cycle

The act of urination from the penetrating party whilst having anal sex. Resulting in a wet anus and much embarrassment.

"I was really desperate for a slash whilst we were at it anal last night, so I gave her the once over on an austrian rinse cycle."

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