hat-on-foot retarded

Being drunk, high, or just generally stupid to the the point where you'd do something absolutely retarded like attempting to wear a hat on your foot.

Charlie- "Yo did you see that drunken idiot who lost his shoes?"
Dennis- "Yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!"
Charlie- "That asshole is hat-on-foot retarded!'

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mountain dew-che bag

A complete douche who goes around telling everyone about the new mountain dew cans.

Chris- "Hey, Mark did you see the new Mountain Dew cans?"
Mark- "Chris shutup, your being a real mountain dew-che bag right now!"

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trapdoor sandwich

A sandwich so jam packed that when you take a bite everything falls out of the bottom through a massive hole that spontaneously opens up.

Dude, I made this sweet turkey club, but when i took a bite it turned out to be a trapdoor sandwich.

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mouseketool

A musical act that became popular by selling their souls to the Disney music label.

Dude, you like the Jonas Brothers?!? But their such mouseketools!

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head is head

The phrase used to justify hooking up with an ugly or sub-par chick.

Jack- Yo dude I finally got with that Katie chick!
Nick- Nice bro, is she hot?
Jack- Head is head bro.
Nick- I'll take that as a no...

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aquahead

The act of receiving head while in a bathtub/pool/hottub/ocean/etc.

You might wanna clean your pool cause your mom gave me aquahead in it last night and i came all over your shallow end.

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ginger

Use: Verb
To botch, ruin, or execute poorly

Chris- "Hunter, how'd you do on the test?"
Hunter- "I completley gingered it, I should have studied more!"

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