cockend

A variation of the old British favorite bellend, cockend is most commonly used as a random meaningless insult delivered in jest whilst in the company of peers.

"You, good sir, are a bad bad cockend."

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fnarr

'fnarr' is an exclaimation made popular by a character called Finbarr Saunders in British adult comic 'Viz'. Use immediately after hearing someone crack a double entendré for optimal impact.

"fnarr fnarr!" - Used most appropriately when someone has said something which has dual meaning, also known as a 'double entendré'.

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