Pillsbury

adj.

A woman's ass that is well rounded, well shaped, and firm.

Not overly ghetto huge, but not small either.

Derived from 'Pillsbury Doughboy' cinnamon buns. Where the buns are warm, look tasty, and are always perfect.

Guy 1: Damn! Did you see the ass on that girl?

Guy 2: Naw. How'd it look?

Guy 1: That shit was pillsbury homie!

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Gripnacks

adj.

A woman's naturally uplifted breast. Appear to be nice, round, and firm. They do not hang and have a perfect bounce.

Nothing less than a 'B' cup and no more than a 'D' cup.

Guy 1: Did you see Doris' tits?

Guy 2: Are you kidding me? They're perfect!

Guy 3: Safe to say, those are some "Gripnacks!"

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