Clumsy Tongue

to awkwardly use your tongue to lick something

"Tom you just really clumsy tongued that salt from the Margarita glass"

"Dave I can't believe you just clumsy tongued the hand of the head of legal services"

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dolphin nuzzling

what can happen when you are swimming with dolphins and they get a little eager with their bottlenoses...

Dolphin Trainer: "be careful that porpoise is prone to dolphin nuzzling"

Me: "Arghhh that dolphin just nuzzled my arse!!!"

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